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'cause I can't get much wronger

this is a tmi/bonerblog

(obviously nsfw).
this is where i post hot butts and occasionally talk about my (lack of) sex life
A WARNING for the easily triggered or those who simply dislike it:
this blog contains knifeplay, gunplay, blood, LOTS of bondage, depictions of rough sex, alien and/or robot dongs, various old and new military uniforms, mad scientists, highly sexual villainry and other creepy kinky stuff.
for your perusal:
knifeplay/gunplay/weapons in general
men in uniform
dapper gents and ladies
hot robots, cyborgs, synthetics and SCIENCE
monstery folk
glorious 2d
my smut
Apr 14 '14


Haven’t been around here for a while; still having constant issues with internet connection (︶︹︺) but I’m giving you a bunch of robo babes now

Apr 12 '14
Apr 11 '14
Apr 10 '14
Apr 9 '14

Sentimental value? Ah. I heard of that.

(Source: gilliananderson)

Apr 8 '14

(Source: gingerobsession)

Apr 8 '14

3dboyfriends asked:

4, 5, 15
  1. i didnt seek it out but one time i found and proceeded to read a julian assange gangbang fanfic (ive talked about this on my main it was the cause of many a laugh). also i’ve come across multiple sexual drawings of vladimir putin. does it count if you just come across it and aren’t actually into it bc i think it is hilarious and terrifying
  2. hannibal/anyone. or vaas/jason. i love me some awful dudes. either way IRL that shit would be horrific and i do not endorse it.
  3. there’s a lot of nsfw hannibal art in my recent downloads so that would be the first they’d probably encounter. im sorry mom
Apr 8 '14

Anonymous asked:

2, 10 & 13. Tell us your terrible secrets
  1. mmMMHHMMMM where do i begin. my shamecloset is vast and unlit and you would probably bump yourself on something sharp if you went exploring it. to be brief, a lot of things that easily warrant content or trigger warnings
  2. homestuck, SnK, sherlock, tho with the last two i was more of an outside observer
  3. shockingly, no. my mom did walk in on me drawing a cheesecakey pic of a dude once, but nothing explicit :y
Apr 8 '14

'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation

  • 1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
  • 2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
  • 3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
  • 4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
  • 5. Most shameful ship?
  • 6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
  • 7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
  • 8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
  • 9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
  • 10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
  • 11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
  • 12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
  • 13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
  • 14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
  • 15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
Apr 7 '14


relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)