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'cause I can't get much wronger

a tmi/bonerblog (obviously nsfw). this is where i post hot butts and occasionally talk about my (lack of) sex life. A WARNING for the easily triggered or those who simply dislike it:
this blog contains knifeplay, gunplay, blood, LOTS of bondage, depictions of rough sex, alien and/or robot dongs, various old and new military uniforms, mad scientists, highly sexual villainry and other creepy kinky stuff.
for your perusal:
knifeplay/gunplay/weapons in general
men in uniform
dapper gents and ladies
hot robots, cyborgs, synthetics and SCIENCE
monstery folk
glorious 2d
my smut
Sep 30 '14


Fantastic Story Magazine / Illustration 5

but i want to tease



Fantastic Story Magazine / Illustration 5

but i want to tease

Sep 28 '14

Anonymous asked:

how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help





y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!



adding in my own hmmmmms

… I am seriously considering this. And also considering getting a proper pen name

Sep 26 '14

Godfrey Gao for Brand [x]

(Source: faefever)

Sep 25 '14
Sep 24 '14


Sep 23 '14


Okay so the entirety of John Doe’s innards are black, all his organs, muscle tissue, blood, mouth, it’s all inky black (which is why when he cries it looks like he wore too much mascara to a sad movie). His pigmentation cells are even black, but they’re contracted close like an octopus does to give him canvas white flesh. When he feels threatened or highly distressed the cells open and his skin starts to ‘move’, which is actually just an illusion of the black cells opening and the white dissipating.

He has ‘gills’ up his back and a few around his waist, which is where tendrils spool out. Do not stick your hands in his gills, because if you don’t see his mouth on his face it could just sprout teeth out of the gills and bite your arm off, or pull you in.

He has six eyes and one mouth, his mouth is usually hidden.

His teeth are pink <3 As are his eyes. Those are about the only exceptions except when he blushes and his face gets REALLY RED due to the cells heating up.

Sep 20 '14

been sketching/brainstorming stuff for New Frontiers, and since i definitely cannot put all of this on the cover, well

i figured i’d put a bit of it here

Sep 17 '14

doom’s wings omitted for health and safety reasons (mine)


doom’s wings omitted for health and safety reasons (mine)

Sep 16 '14

(Source: zeroshift)

Sep 15 '14